Some things I will NEVER say. . .

A few weeks ago, I was at Kohl's looking for some clothes to wear over my blossoming belly. As I was wandering, I overheard some women talking about some outfits they were looking at. One of the women said to the other, "I really like this, but I'm afraid this size small would just be way too big for me."

I thought to myself, "You know, that is something I will NEVER have to worry about saying."

That got me thinking about some other things I will never say. I think one that goes right along with that is something similar to. . . "No, I wouldn't care for dessert, could I just getting another serving of that delicious steamed cauliflower?" Now don't get me wrong, I really don't mind my vegetables (especially if they are covered in cheese), but I really can't imagine a scenario in which I prefer them to something with sugar. I admit I have a pretty strong sweet tooth.

I decided one night to ask Doug if he could think of anything that I would never say. His first answer was, "The 'F' word!" That is true, however that's not quite what I had in mind, but I am glad he knows that about me! :)

Well, I have had a few other thoughts, some are pretty obvious, of course, like:

"I am SOOO glad I get to give myself a shot in my belly MORNING and NIGHT! I love the pretty colors--purple, black, yellow, and green, that the bruises on my belly eventually become. Especially since I get to pay over $100/month for the next 5 months. There really is nothing I'd rather spend my money on!"

Yeah--you're NOT going to hear those words cross my lips.

Or how about this one. . . (which I actually have heard people say, even though I'm not too sure about their sanity OR their honesty).

"I LOVE being pregnant! I feel SOOO much better when I am pregnant than when I'm not. That's why I'm going to have at least a dozen children."

Now once again, don't get me wrong here. I don't hate being pregnant, I'm just NOT a good pregnant girl! I do love the feeling of life inside of me and knowing that I am creating a new life, but I definitely don't feel "better" when I am pregnant.

There you go. There are a few of the things you will never hear me say. If you ever do hear me say any of them, well, you can pretty much assume I am lying to you! :)